Trial studies show a vaccine for senioritis is having great results with the class of 2019.
Day: April 1, 2019
Is Dr. Short Really Short? Professional Stilt-man Discovered April 1st
Is the principal of Perrysburg High School hiding something… Stilts perhaps?
eNOTHIN: Beehive Going Away April 1st
Breaking News: The PHS Beehive is closing April 1st. (Will re-open April 2nd.)
eNothin Breaking News: Police Dogs Chow Down on Beehive Food April 1 During Search
“The plan to clear the school of possible drug possession went wrong because the dogs were so distracted by the scent of the cookies from the Beehive” explains officer Greg Cole.
