Lillith Dunn and Maanya ParikheNothin staff As of April 1, 2025, the Department of Government Efficiency has declared that the number pi is now equal
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Taft is the New Principal of PHS on April 1
It’s official! As of April 1, 2024, PHS Facility Dog Taft is now the principal of PHS, replacing principal Aaron Cookson.
Maddie and Hiba’s Journeys (Episode 8 — April Fools!)
Elon Musk is sending Perrysburg Freshman to space! Why? Because their freshman. Listen to Maddie and Hiba talk about the new policies going into effect April 1st.
eNothin Report: Ohio Department of Health Finds Cure to Senioritis in Vaccine on April 1st
Trial studies show a vaccine for senioritis is having great results with the class of 2019.
Is Dr. Short Really Short? Professional Stilt-man Discovered April 1st
Is the principal of Perrysburg High School hiding something… Stilts perhaps?
eNOTHIN: Beehive Going Away April 1st
Breaking News: The PHS Beehive is closing April 1st. (Will re-open April 2nd.)
eNothin Breaking News: Police Dogs Chow Down on Beehive Food April 1 During Search
“The plan to clear the school of possible drug possession went wrong because the dogs were so distracted by the scent of the cookies from the Beehive” explains officer Greg Cole.
