Merric Kerger
eNothin staff
On April 1, 2026, at 8:15 a.m., locals report a flashing light flying through Perrysburg and landing right outside of the Perrysburg high school parking lot on Roachton Road, making a small crater and causing an influx of traffic for Perrysburg students.
Witnesses described the object that caused the crater looking like a dreadlock of some sort. One unfortunate student’s car was damaged by the object’s blast and stepped out of his vehicle and removed the dread.
Shortly after grabbing the dread, the student begins gaining powers similar to the deceased rapper King Von. Many other students’ cars were destroyed by the immense power radiating off the powerful student. Shortly after the immense power surges through the student, he later flies away.
It’s been two days since this incident and the beloved future Harvard grad student has not been found. Please contact the school’s tipline if you have spotted this student or have any known locations of his whereabouts.
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